YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
my laptop is hotter than my sex life
i had the best dream ever last night and then i woke up and wanted to cry because i knew it would never be true
Me when i want good food.
Title Fight - Lefty (video cred x)
age of 8:
oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
age of 18:
PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
MY LIFE IN A POST.
God this is beautiful. 💕
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
BALL IS LIFE
BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
please love me as much as you love pizza.
i ship me and money
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
Lol awww poor guy!